We were number one on the "Stuff We Found on Ebay" segment! Who would have thought an ass on an umbrella would be such a star? Kevin Eubanks, that's who! Check out the video (around 1:35)!


Right now is the perfect time to buy an Assbrella. Makes a great Valentine's Day gift! Also ideal for birthdays, baby showers, bar mitzvahs, weddings, anniversaries, graduations, corporate giveaways, housewarmings, college care packages, conjugal visits, and general rain and sun protection.*

*When using an Assbrella for sun protection, be sure to apply sun tan lotion of at least SPF 30 to both yourself and the ass.